January 2011
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Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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PANDA SLIDE FTW.
Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Thanks @NicoleisBetter!
Last night, I received a mysterious package in the mail… B: What is it? Is it… DRUGS?! Me: (opening it) No… and it ain’t rock ‘n roll either… B: Huh? Me: It’s SEX!!!!!! Thanks for the vibrator, Nicole and Babeland!!!!!
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Whaaaaaaaaaat????
Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 21st
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COMMUNITY TODAY
tranquilizate:
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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“Kitteh, Slayer of Dragons!!!!”
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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dragonflyb: itssosimple:rachellrosales:laceupyourshoes: And… another for @livitluvit to enjoy!
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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When will you be visiting Southern California? I...
Hahahaha. I will be in Vegas in late May and that sounds like an excellent opportunity for you to get your ass to BiSC. THAT IS ALL. <3 <3 <3 Ask me anything
Jan 17th
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What do you think is the best way to defeat...
Balloons. Even though they’re a little creepy, they can’t help but make you smile. Also I bet you can hide evil gasses in them. BOOYAHHHHHH Ask me anything
Jan 17th
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thesiovhanshow asked: so i'm retarded and can't figure out how to reply to your reply...but it was a movie called "the devil came on horseback." weird, right?!!
Jan 17th
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If you could have the starring role in one movie...
Anything where I get to make out with Don Draper. Or Salma Hayek. Either will do just fine. Ask me anything
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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tpdsaa: Submitted by Deb.
Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Source: Things Real People Don't Say About...
tpdsaa: Submitted by Chris.
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Loser
Mom: Hey honey, i know its your first day and a new school. So if you don’t make any friends just text me so you don’t look like a loser. Love you do well. =)
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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This is Why I Can't Have Nice Things (Jobs).
Last night, at a business dinner: Colleague: So, everyone had a $2 burger for lunch, and I went to settle the bill, and they got mad at me for paying for them! Me: (trying to make a joke) Haha, how dare you pay for their meat! (In my head, replaying that back: Ohhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiit.)
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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“Chubby Cat Doesn’t Want to go on a Diet”… Well, neither do I. Preach, kitty. PREACH.
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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‘Arrested Development’ Movie Is A ‘Real Priority,’... →
fuckyeaharresteddevelopment:
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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blameitoncamnewton asked: i feel like this is something you would enjoy, if you hadn't heard about it already. http://events.cheezburger.com/
Jan 10th